do you even know CPR?

my name is grace and i get emotional over:
orphan black. harry potter. doctor who. dianna agron. girls aloud. ouat. anna kendrick. cats.

you will also occasionally see food and clothes and also nakedness and other things on here. and by other things, i mean whatever i want because FUCK THE POLICE and by occasionally, i really mean like, all the time.

0% quality because i need to have my life choices evaluated

lol wat's dis

wear }

headache(s) in my face

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nudes go here




Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

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i don’t think that’s the kind of “lab” she’s referring to, delpine


i was joking but then i checked and i—-

posted 2 days ago | 50004 notes | via castleoflions | (© gilbertbielschmidt)




(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 


Anonymous said:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?


Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.


You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.


As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.


Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.


Oh my god

posted 2 days ago | 341932 notes | via castleoflions | (© poyzn)
tags: #holy shit WOW #ahahahha

wanna buy some drugs


wanna buy some drugs

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my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead


my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

posted 3 days ago | 103525 notes | via hailqueenelsa | (© mypreciouslittleblog)





a short poem:

do teachers
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
that you take
other classes

another short poem:


posted 3 days ago | 503777 notes | via hailqueenelsa | (© frenchtoastkarma)
tags: #same


Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay



the description gets me everytime


the description gets me everytime

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I want to be the queen.

posted 3 days ago | 2479 notes | via lalondes | (© cohlehart)
tags: #margaery tyrell #got


we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

posted 3 days ago | 55564 notes | via myarmsareridiculous | (© oldmanstephanie)
tags: #s a m e