Avengers Assemble!

silly-cleo:

rossettichristina:

turnabout:

dammitann:

samandriel:

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HAHAHHAA I FUCKING QUIT EVERYTHING 

Welp now I’m imagining it

karaoke with Scarlett

ok, let’s do it. 

YES YES YES WHERE IS THAT POST WITH EVIDENCE OF HOW THEY CAN ALL SING CLEVER MAN

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alyssaties:

thederpvengers:

capsikle asked: “How does Fury wake up the avengers?”

Tony…..g-gpoy

vengerturtle:

#i’ve literally scoured all my thor comics for a quote that encompasses him and i can’t find one #how do i fit it all into one quote? his compassion his bravery his kindness his nobility #how when he believed he was dying his last words were to let his wife know that he loved her #how he not only forgave the brother that wronged him time and time again but brought him back from the dead #because he could not ‘imagine his present life without him’ despite everything he’d done #how he fights mortals with a fraction of his power because he doesn’t want to fatally wound them #he’s the fucking epitome of worthy no one has ever been more worthy

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

he’s roasting marshmallows

I want your love And I want your revenge 

so after i saw the avengers 

•  these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
• girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
• girl 2: loki! duh!
• girl 1: uh no it was hulk
• girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
• girl 1: you're the weirdo!
• their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

furytoldustodothis:

We decided to break down the components of each Avenger’s outfits for this question to make it easier for us to comment on individual equipment! Also, Tony has put together a brief, helpful slideshow to continue his commentary.

Of course, we needed to omit some sensitive data in his presentation. Please enjoy!

- SR

Top 9 Favorite Pictures of Chris Evans wearing his Captain America outfit
asked by thors-laugh 

likeahammertothecrotch:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

chibibun:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER